December 2010
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Whenever I listen to music around my mama, she goes, “TRACIE, WHY DON’T YOU BURN THAT BAND TO A CD FOR ME?” or something along those lines, and I always tell her I can’t because every cd i burn for her winds up on the floorboard of her car within one week, and she denies it, but that really is what happens to them. So for one of her christmas presents this year I got her a...
y’all, i can’t sleep!
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“Hotel service is embarrassing. Maids, waiters, bellhops, porters and so forth are the most embarrassing people in the world for they continually remind you of inequities which we accept as the proper thing. The sight of an ancient woman, gasping and wheezing as she drags a heavy pail of water down a hotel corridor to mop up the mess of some drunken overprivileged guest, is one that sickens...
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DON’T get on the plane if you see your pilot drinking!
DON’T get on the plane if you see someone with a machine gun get on it!
-my bff hallie’s wonderful travel tips
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That for which we find words is something already dead in our hearts.
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via theheston)
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I love how well my best friend knows me. Today my principal said something about “tiers,” so I smiled because I had a very appropriate and corny joke ready for whenever she finished talking. Before I even had a chance to tell it, Hallie started laughing because she knew what I was going to say (“Hallie is going to be in tears!”). It was precious. I love the Early College so...
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After tomorrow there will be no more class till January. After tomorrow there will be no more class till January. After tomorrow there will be no more class till January.
I need to keep telling myself this while i am dying tonight!
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COULD ANYTHING EVER BE MORE GLORIOUS THAN A GRILLED CHEESE?
oh baby.
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“This afternoon on Lexington Avenue I accepted a leaflet from a man dressed as a camcorder. Hot dogs, peanuts, tacos, video cameras, these things make me sad because they don’t fit in on the streets. In a parade, maybe, but not on the streets. I figure at least as an elf I will have a place; I’ll be in Santa’s village with all the other elves. We will reside in a fluffy...
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“He said I was bein hard on myself. Said it was a sign of old age. Tryin to set things right. I guess there’s some truth to that. But that aint the whole truth. I agreed with him that there wasn’t a whole lot good you could say about old age and he said he knew one thing and I said what is that. And he said it don’t last long. I waited for him to smile but he didn’t....
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y’all are the best followers i’ve ever had!
♥
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Today third grade was much better than usual. The halls were lined with construction paper christmas wreaths and santa clauses with cotton ball beards, and it was precious. The kids were all super happy because they have an early dismissal today. When I took them on their bathroom break, one girl said, “Tomorrow is my uncle’s birthday!” and that started a chain reaction. They...