Let these texts I sent to Hallie from work evidence the fact that going to a women’s college has diminished my (very poor to begin with) ability to function properly around boys:
1.He probably thinks I’m literally insane. When he came in I jumped out of the chair I was in and said DO YOU NEED THIS?! and he was like “no…..?”
2.But I mean it’s the only chair in here and it is at a computer sooooooooo.
3.Omg he just walked in and I did it again WHY IS THAT MY NATURAL IMPULSE
The third time he came into the lab, though, I sat quietly and continued my research. I was finally desensitized to the presence of testosterone!
(And I’m not even attracted to this boy, mind you.)